I Am Not Dead. I AM, However, Super Longwinded.

This is a Porn Moose.

Dear Facebook-Beloveds, I am not dead, and if you read the last entry HERE, you probably guessed I was just busy. Also I had no internet for days. And stuff. Want to play catch up? And find out what a Porn Moose is? (Hint: Look Left) ME TOO!

So, I'll be Mr. Peabody and you be Sherman; get in my way back machine and let us rewind to the very front of June…

Retreat was insane—Basically I got up every morning around between 5 and 6 am and worked on the book for around 6...