Sorry to disappoint you, web-searchers

Interesting things people have entered as search terms, which have landed them on my webpage:

how many arrows pierced isildur [sorry, I didn't count:]
hagrid stripped ginny and molly [uh...:]
naked eowyn kissing aragorn [again, sorry. Photoshop isn't my strength.:]
do legolas and aragorn kiss [alas, no:]
aragorn and eowyn make out naked [see above:]
girl falls off refrigerator on broomstick [I have no idea. But my website isn't what you're after.:]
when i was in taiwan i had a dog named gandalf [how nice fo