I'm Sending a Book to Milwaukee

It's supposed to be secret, you know? Don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing and all?

That said, I'm sending a copy of my book to Milwaukee. It's going in this library. I'm very pleased.

See, in my daydreams I get rich from my books, yes, but that's not really the goal. No, what I really want is for my stories to be read. As I said over on my "About" page:

I want to write the book you reach for when you need a favorite quote at half past your bedtime, the book you read bits...