Down the Hall, To the Left

Here are the top ten things I get asked at book signings:

10. "Should I know who you are?"

9. "Do you live in a mansion?"

8. "Can I have a part in the movie version?" [Oh wait, that's my son who always asks me this one]

7. "How come your books don't have vampires in them?"

6. "Do you know James Patterson?"

5. "Are there refreshments?"

4. "If I give you a great idea, can you write the book and split the money with me?"

3. "Can you introduce me to your agent?"

2. "Have you written any good books?"

and the number one thing I get asked at book signings:

"Do you know where the bathrooms are?"