No, I’m Not Writing Diet Books

So my ex-wife dropped me a message the other day: she asked if I was writing diet books.

I said, “No. Why?”

And she sent me this link:

The Mediterranean Diet

Much to my astonishment, the author is Peter David and, even more bizarrely, Amazon has my bio attached. Even better, when you click on his name, it sends you to my books.

This guy has written at least half a dozen books on weight loss and fitness. And he’s not me. Yes, I am dieting, but no, I’m not writing books about it. I tried to post about it to one of the comments sections and naturally Amazon bounced it because it believes I’m the author and authors can’t comment.

So please don’t bring these books up to me to sign at conventions, okay?

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