The Writing Process: A Drama in Haiku

Originally posted on HarperTeen's MySpace page:

Week one:
Hey! There's an idea!
Great characters. Killer plot.
Might as well write it.

Week three:
Oh man, this is great.
I'm a serious rockstar.
Bestseller, lookout!

Week five:
Huh, that's really odd.
I thought that scene would be cool.
Did I write that crap?

Week seven:
What was I thinking?
Rowling couldn't save this mess.
I should take a nap.

Week nine:
I hate this damn book.
Dude, this is way too much work.
Can I fix this fail?

Week eleven:
It's impossible.
Maybe I s