When is Writing Like a Kangaroo

For any of you who happen to like kangaroos I deeply apologize. I am not a fan. I mean look at that thing up there. This is not the Disney version of Kanga and Little Roo. It has man arms with huge biceps that make him look like he could take out Godzilla with one punch. His head is shaped more like a horse but with a dog nose. Huge eyes with lashes many women would kill to have. And those are definitely donkey ears, and it hops like a giant rabbit, but only on its hind legs. Face it, the kanga