A Brief Note on My Obviously Rising Mental Illness Number

This is my brain. This is my brain on the sofa.

Okay, so my last blog left a few people head scratching in the comments. I apologize. Now, in plain, accessible English, for those who were lost in my sugar-crusted verbiage swamp, the main and salient point of the entry was this:

I AM SUPER SUPER CRAZY RIGHT NOW.

Oh wait, no. That was the subtext. The main and salient points were actually these:

1) I really wanted to eat 17 pounds of candy corn.

2) I did not buy any.

3) But only because the...