An Explanation

My best beloveds have essentially asked me, "Joss, why are you so bat-crap crazy, crapping crazy bats?"

In lieu of a straight answer, I give you a list of reasons why it is bad to schedule your life via a sacred paper calendar:

1) Rememer that superfun day when I lost the sacred Paper Calendar and then had to spend a 40 hour work week recreating it and STILL flaked on 5 commitments? AND I NEVER EVER FOUND IT AGAIN? Ahhhh, good times…good times.

The list of reasons has one reason, and that...