Rejection Slip 5

Dear Senator McCain,

Thank you for your application to be President of the United States. Your application was put to a number of our voters and, after an editorial meeting, I regret to say we did not feel your promises fit our requirements at the moment. We would encourage you to send your promises to a different market, who might well find it suitable for them. A Senate position comes to my mind.

It is always difficult for an electorate to deal the limitations of space. There can only be one win