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Q. What are you doing to prepare for an upcoming zombie apocalypse and/or the return of Mel Gibson to the silver screen? (Both of which could be terrifying.)
A. Well, I just listened to "re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton, so I have it on good authority that the zombies just want my brains, not my eyes or anything. They seemed very reasonable, and willing to compromise. So I'm thinking negotiation is the best strategy…that, and flame throwers.
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Jun 03, 2011 10:02AM
Brrraaaaaiiiinnnnsssss~!! We're totally prepared in this household...LOL Well, as long as they are black and white and slow shuffling kinda zombies...not the techno colour hypers...oh my~!!
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Actually, though, when I woke up this morning I had a better thought for how to survive the zombie apocalypse: find a book on necromancy and become my own master of the undead. :)
LOL...great idea Christine~!! When you find said book...grab two and I'll take one off of your hands...hehe
LOL...or else you could become my loyal lieutenant who follows orders and never dares to ask questions because I'm the one with the power. Do your job well, and I won't feed your brains to the zombies. I promise. :)Hehe...
Dang, I'm not the following type...I'd better take me chances with the zombies, I wouldn't want to have to trip you or push you "accidentally" in front of a zombie and give myself guilt...MWAHAHAHAAHAHAAAI'll just have to continue with making my own brains as decoys...I have a formula...the hardest part is finding the jars to store them in~!! heh heh~!!
Rats! Foiled again! Next time I'll have to take a page out of Jim Butcher's series, and reanimate the corpse of a T-Rex. Try fooling THAT with tiny jars of brains. :)
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