Field Day

Today is field day at our elementary school.



So I feel this is the time you should know these two things about me:



One: In first grade, I jumped the farthest in the long jump competition. I jumped six feet. I can feel through the Interweb your respect for me. And let's face it: I deserve it.



Two: For years, I was the record holder at my junior high for longest SHOT PUT THROW.



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