Just Heard the Queen Mum On The Radio . . .

This, for amateurs of lunacy, is the most appalling timesink.

Here's a Baconian:

It's all too obvious to me that the Strat trashing 
of Bacon -- which goes on even as I write -- is the 
chief cause of environmental collapse.

We had William Shappere [her preferred spelling] forced on us while Bacon, 
a natural philosopher whose works created a bevy 
of philosophers on the Continent -- Kant dedicated 
the First Critique to Bacon -- while the Strats, even 
today, are still asserting that Bacon was a "pedophile" 
and "pederast" on Bacon's Wikipedia page.

In fact Bacon was not only the first natural philosopher the English produced after Occam, he was 
also a SHAMELESS CUCKHOLD, he slept with other 
mens' wives and essentially engineered his own 
"fall" by fostering a beautiful daughter on Coke's 
wife.

Well, Coke's wife was Bacon's first cousin, at least 
Bacon kept it in the family.

Strats have overseen the destruction of the 
environment of this planet.  They continue to 
promote an illiterate broker as the author of

 WORKS OF NATURAL HISTORY
 meaning the Shakespeare plays while at the 
same time doing irreversible damage to the 
reputation of the Natural Philosopher who left 
us with nineteen volumes of works.

 And here an Oxfordian speaks, de haut en bas, as is his wont:

SOME of the sonnets are 'addressed' to
others, e.g. in Sonnet 126 "O thou my louely Boy"
is an insulting way to speak to Raleigh.  Sonnet 75
is, in part, addressed to his departing turd. Likewise
Sonnet 26 to his erect penis. And so on.  The poet
led a complicated life and his poems reflect that.

 Nine