How (not) to get a close shave

Recently took my wife and friends bicycling along the Natchez Trace. The wives rode, and we men followed in the van and cobbled together lunches, etc.

Gone for three days, I forgot my razor and was forced to find a cheap Bic throwaway model in a grocery story that was named, if I remember correctly, Morrows Food World. Bald men know that razors are a serious issue, and, if we note a particularly close shave on a fellow baldie standing somewhere in line, we will ask him what brand of razor he favors.

Well, all I can say, gentlemen, is this: do not use the Bic Metal Razor.

Good thing the beautiful and capable Nurse Carol was in the room with me.