Pop A Pill And Avoid The Repair Bill!

The cat sees it all the time, humans going about their pill popping chime. Look, my blood work is great, after taking a pill to inflate. Pfffft riiiight! Go off the pill and it will change over night. Nothing but a fool fooling him or herself, being lazy and ignoring the route cause at ones shelf.

Let's fix the car.
It can't go far.
But screw the bill,
Just give it a pill.

Look it still...is broken.
Damn, I want back my Mario token.
That is worth a lot.
Could give me a power up when caught.

Let's repair the house.
We have to get out the mouse.
Or would that be mice.
Trap and release to be nice.

Give the house a pill.
It will really get a thrill.
Just flush it down the loo,
And all will be shiny new.

Look it is...still rundown and mice filled.
I am less than thrilled.
My house should be fixed.
All that is wrong should be nixed.

I'll fix society with ease.
I can give them all brain freeze.
Come here and take my pill.
It will cure anything that makes you ill.

It...worked!
Up everything perked.
The mindless zombies flow.
Fluoride heads on the go.

Whoops, that's another thing.
Shhh, don't tell I gave that a ring.
Just suck back that pill,
It will cure what makes you ill.

You will lose weight.
Your ego will inflate.
You'll be fine as can be.
Just pop a pill you see.

Take care of the maintenance on your car,
Take care of it on everything near and far,
But don't take care of yourself.
Take the pill and trust the magic little white robed elf.

Humans are so backwards it isn't funny. They take the time and spend the money, going to fix up cars, houses and this and that. But meh to themselves, do what we want and pop a pill for the fat. Now some do need pills and such, but many use them as a crutch. Instead of getting off their ass, they let a pill save them in mass. So is the current social class. They get no sympathy from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.