twitter recap 2011-05-31

there is a subcompact/skinny jeans SUV/baggy pants metaphor to be had here, but i just woke up: http://t.co/gFgB6CU #
SLC woman tried to buy cocaine from an undercover cop w/ $2 & an Olive Garden salad + more $ & some OG gift cards later http://t.co/bSvZpbf #
comics-when there're only really 3 places that pay $ for what you do, maybe you don't wanna go out of your way to be a dick to 1 of them #
just had to flag a facebook follower's account for suicidal content. #
dunno what to do about this guy on facebook. fb says "contact your local authorities". messaged a cousin listed on his profile. #
some pretty amazing pictures from the space shuttle endeavor's final trip http://t.co/eG4Ha6G #
thought this terrible phase of instagram filters was over, but boy howdy it is not. #
alright: i believe i will finalize my london plans by tomorrow. STAND BY, INTERNET. #
comic news sites: running uncredited art in writer interviews is really really really unclassy. #
no, i will not sign a contract without my lawyer reading it. #thatiswhyihavealawyer #
public service announcement: i've never sought nor solicited followers on twitter. you're not always going to agree with (or understand) me. #
tonight's arguing sponsored by $2 a glass wine (X several) at the place next to my hotel. good night, internet. #
BUSINESSES: do you have anything available at 15% off or less? please contact @chuckbb #

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