An art instillation I don't much care for...

I happened upon this art instillation today and creepy as it was, I found myself relating to some of the subjects.

Like this guy: He's totally eavesdropping on the couple. I do that. GET A ROOM!

And this guy. He's stuck standing there in clay or whatever he's made of and this other douchebag thinks it's hilarious to point up and have his buddy take a photo. OH THE HUMANITY.

Then we have this guy. He's THIS CLOSE to jerking off in the park but Happy Old Guy thinks, "Hey, I'm gonna just get all up close and personal and make sure he doesn't do anything crazy like jerk off in the park." Total day-ruiner.

And this guy? He embodies everything I feel most days. Though he's less alone. So he has that going for him. Which is nice.

Now Eavesdrop Guy is eavesdropping on another couple. They thought he was just a statue until he let loose with "I guess I didn't get the memo that we were supposed to wear turquoise today." Turquoise Guy is pissed. (And surprised that the statue can talk.)

Oh wait.

That's more like it. Totally alone.

Aaaaand scene.