Things You Wonder About from Craiglist Ads

I do want to make clear that I am not nor have ever been nor am planning to be a nudist - but perusing the "housing wanted" ads on Craiglist on the outlook for a possible summer roommate to help with dog-sitting, I stumbled across this one.



(I haven't blocked name or phone number because, well, this is a public listing.)





There are so many ways to parse this and so many ways this makes me wonder:

What is a family nudist?
There are nudist houses in my neck of the woods?
"I am ready" - for...