Best Movie of All Time

It's true. I watch a lot of movies. Don't we all?

I'm basically looking for The Best Movie of All Time. I've seen a lot of really good ones (who can forget Why Me? The Leola Mae Harmon Story starring Armand Assante and Glynnis O'Connor as a brave plastic surgeon and nurse who fight to give a patient—who happens to be the nurse—lips made out of skin grafts from her naughty bits after her face is destroyed in a hit-and-run drunk driving accident? Why won't they release this on DVD, or at least