Bought a chunk of stock in a real estate company today.

So if you live in a mid- to upper-scale apartment complex in Denver, Phoenix, Indianapolis, or Atlanta, you might be giving a small portion of your rent to me in the form of dividends.

I formally thank you.

I would also like to extend a big macro-economic thank you to the Millennial generation, who appear to be delaying home buying more and longer than any generation previous–unless, of course, you are still living with your parents.

In that case, I would like to say grow the hell up. What is wrong with you?