My problem with Barack Obama isn't that he's black…

…My problem with Barack Obama is that he's a white liberal.

All right, I've cracked this joke at least twice before – once in Welcome To Obamaland and once in 365 Ways To Drive A Liberal Crazy – but it's always worth repeating for at least two good reasons. 1. It's true. 2. It annoys the hell out of all those liberal-lefties who love to pretend that attacks on their pet president are racially motivated. As, predictably, many of them did below my last blog post O'Bama? Oh puh-lease!

Here's one of the paragraphs they found so offensive:

"Except, when he's in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand…"

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