Technology is Wonderfully Scary

If it weren’t for my Mac, I couldn’t tweet, post, or hack.

If it weren’t for my PC, how could my followers, friends, and trolls see me?

If it weren’t for my Droid and iPhone, how could I text the guys to say the wedding (insert whatever in its stead) had been postponed?

If it weren’t for memes, how could I share how hilarious captions across the heads of squirrels, cats, beavers, otters, dogs, muskrats, raccoons, snakes, wallabies…really seem?

Oh, this thing appropriately called Tech-no-logy…yes, no sense involved…but that’s just my philosophy.