I can't tell. . .

I can't tell if I am just surrounded by really annoying people or if I am just intolerant/impatient.

I can't tell if you are monopolizing the conversation with talk of yourself or if I just think you are because you aren't letting me talk about myself.

I can't tell if I talk about myself too much.

I can't tell if the reason no one else has told you off is because they are scared to or if it's because they don't think you are as big of a bitch as I do.

I can't tell if my husband is too giving or i