An Extra Treat For A Cheat!

The cat will admit to one and all that I've cheated a time or two at my hall. Raise your hand if you are with me? What? Not a one I can see. Maybe that's because I'm not there at each and every lair. Bah, maybe not. We all cheat a lot.

Rules are great,
Rules are grand.
Take the bait,
Raise your hand.

Follow and bend,
Or bend and scoop.
They are a fine trend.
Bah, rules are poop.

Some are good.
Some are needed.
Break some you should.
Yep, that I've deeded.

But that we've done.
That we've said.
Time for fun,
Cheat to be fed.

Money on the road.
You found it today.
When in tax mode,
Whoops, it was hay.

A glance to the left,
A glance to the right.
Hey, it's not theft,
If a test answer was in sight.

Cards held out.
Cards help up.
I won't shout,
And fill my cup.

A race to home.
A race to work.
Short cut to roam,
Who'd want the work perk?

The a to z,
One big mass.
Get ahead like me,
Challenge can pass.

A little extra nudge.
A little extra seat.
With a sly smudge,
Can't beat the cheat.

Raised your hand yet? That is a safe bet. Everyone has cheated in some way. Unless one is a real goody two shoes at their bay. Nothing big like a fling in spring, but there is always a little thing. Yeah, a time or two the cat cheated in class. Don't go telling on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.