Tom Sawyer ejaculates! And how time changes definitions ('15)

I was startled to find not one, but two ejaculations on the pages of “Tom Sawyer.”  



And here I wasn’t even sure the 139-year-old Tom has been through puberty.



I wondered if perhaps I’d stumbled onto one of those pornographic parodies. Some of you more worldly types may have heard of those.



They’re where the smut merchants tweak a famous title and turn something wholesome into