Yet again, the world ends…

Yawn. I've been through some SERIOUS ones, like the Cuban Missile Crisis, the nuclear test ban fracas, and the design some idiot was peddling to the superpowers, a c-bomb. You can't scare me with a mere prediction of doom at 6pm…whose time zone, I wonder? Local to the yokel who published this nonsense, or did he have something more general in mind?

Oracles throughout history have made their budgets on a relatively small number of no-fail prophecies. You hear it first from the Wave Oracle. In the following year: 1. there will be a great earthquake, 2. a government will fall, 3. a great storm will come from the sea, 4. a famous person will prove to have feet of clay, 5. there will be a flood causing great destruction, 6. there will be a famine in Africa, 7. a famous person will demise.