I find myself in a Borges story

Weird -- when I proclaimed May to be SFAM (Short Fiction Appreciation Month), I had no idea that May actually is National Short Story Month. I only picked May because I have a story collection coming out on the 24th. But if this is a real, national thing, I could get some nice PR out of it. If I weren't so lazy. (Even too lazy to verify that the previous construction requires the subjunctive. Here's hoping I guessed right.)

Anyone out there work or blog for NPR?