I wouldn’t recommend flying. It doesn’t seem...

I wouldn’t recommend flying. It doesn’t seem natural.

The whole time I was white knuckle, praying for that drink cart. Jesus.

I have flown many times, but not for like 15 years. I am substantially more neurotic now.

Anyway, I am back in SoDak for my nephew’s graduation. I shook his hand and gave him a stack of money.

What are uncles for?

He went off with his buddies and we parents and adults and relatives went to the VFW and got all lit up. The picture is the side of the Custer, SoDak VFW. Quite nice. The VFWs I have been too recently are little more than garages or warehouses. I’m all, if you took these stupid tables out, I could totally park my truck in here.

I have to fly back. I think I’m gonna drink even more before I get “on” the plane.

Fuck you, I’m getting IN the plane.