The RP: I Haven't Changed My Mind About Ah-nuld's Privacy

Last week, I opined that the mainstream media should leave Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver alone as they went through the very painful personal process of a separation and potential divorce.

By now, you've probably heard the latest news: Ah-nuld apparently had an affair with, and impregnated, a member of their family's household staff ten years ago. The Internet tubes are inflamed with opinion and analysis.

I am sticking to my guns (semi-automatic weapons, in tribute to the...