Critical Monkey Contest - update the first

Well, it's been a wonderful first month! And now that the shakes from my brush with Twilight have completely subsided, let's go to the leaderboard!

Acceptance (seven reviews)
Depression (six reviews)
Anger (five reviews)
Guilt (four reviews)
Bargaining (three reviews)
Denial (two reviews)
Shock (one review) gypsysmom, Waiting for the Barbarians by J.M. Coetzee Corey Redekop, Twilight by Stephenie MeyerSteve Zipp, Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

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