Mason's weekly Paranormal-Scope.

As you know, I'm not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets. But, I'm linked into the paranormal in the world.

The week ahead for:

Aries

You are the top zombie in the land!

Taurus

Wisdom is never out of favor but a talking head can be… Yikes!

Gemini

You are the master of your universe.

Cancer

You need to figure out what to feed the hungry vampires outside your house or you'll be dinner.

Leo

It might be time for a trip to an alternate reality.

Virgo

Are you locked up in a basket over a pit of genetically altered sharks? Maybe it's time for new friends.

Libra

Body parts are flying, vamps are turning to dusk, and you are saving the world. Again!

Scorpio

Trying to explain e=mc sq to minions is like asking for a lobotomy. Don't do it.

Sagittarius

It's an evil fend party and you aren't the human piñata.

Capricorn

Were you probed? Again…?

Aquarius

You got space so invite the fends in.

Pisces

At times you gotta put your foot down even when it's going to end the world.

Mason

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