Leaping Lizards! Literally!

There I was, sitting on the front porch, enjoying the pretty day, when I heard a brushing and a scampering overhead. I thought maybe the wind had got hold of a branch or some leaves on the porch roof and was pushing them about. Then, to my what-the-fuckness, a salamander falls from the ceiling into a big flower pot and scampers away! He/she had been in the roof, not on it, and he/she was taking quite a risk. What if that flower pot had not been there? That's lucky lizard. More so because Kitteh Kitteh did not see him and she was right at my feet. She eats anything these days. I cannot imagine my reaction if that salamander had wriggled his way out of the ceiling and onto me. Lawdy!