The RP: Why did Ah-nuld and Maria Separate? NYFB!!

The political blogosphere is abuzz with the news of family strife within a bi-partisan family dynasty: the separation of former California Governator Arnold Schwartzenegger and Kennedy scion Maria Shriver.

The mainstream news and political media want to know why, and they're making their best guesses:  Read here and here and here and here.

My response? 

It's None of Your Freaking Business! 

Yes, he's an international movie star who served two terms as Governor of our nation's most populous...