Get a grip

Being a right-wing columnist under New Labour's liberal fascist tyranny is a bit like being a South Wales Borderer at Rorke's Drift: so many targets, so little time. And just when you think you've got 'em all covered — Harriet Harman, 'Dame' 'Suzi' 'Leather', windfarms, George Monbiot, dumbing down, Mary Seacole studies — another one pops up unbidden from the veldt to torment you with his bloody assegai.

Take this new Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) epidemic. Did you know there was an epide