Knowledge Is God

A lovely reminder in the Guardian of some of the stupidest quiz show contestants of all time, and their answers…

Q: Where is Cambridge University?
A. Leicester

Q. Which Duke resides at Woburn Abbey?
A. Hazzard.

Q. There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and . . .
A. Jelly.

Q. What is the name of the insect which makes honey?
A. [...]