WTF of the day: Wisconsin judge calls defendant 'gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap'

I don't know where to begin, other than to ask how does he know this? (Wisconsin Gazette):

Before sentencing a former school bus driver to prison for molesting young boys, the judge ridiculed the defendant for claiming to be a heterosexual.

"I think you were born gayer than a sweet smelling jock strap," Judge Philip Kirk of Waupaca told Delton Gorges, 71, before sending him to prison for seven years on counts of sexual assault of a child, repeated sexual assault of a child and two misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree sexual assault. Gorges will serve 15 years of extended supervision after his prison release.

..."No one knew there was a closet to come out of in those days," the judge said. "You know you had to be very careful, because you could have found your penis floating in the Wolf as walleye bait. It was a terrible life to have to live."

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