Just a little fooling around

I'm in the midst of writing a little quickie story that I hope will be accepted for the
Magic and Mayhem GRNW Charity Anthology. Hey, and if you're interested, the submission guidelines are right here!

Anyway, yesterday on Facebook we were all getting a bit silly and I thought I'd share an abbreviated version of that silliness with you here -- and invite you to join in. 

Basically you just answer the following questions. It's always fun learning new stuff about each other, right? ;-D

So here are the questions with my answers.

Four names I go by:
 1. Josh Lanyon
 2. Diana Killian
 3. Her Supreme Satanic Majesty
 4. Hi-can-you-tell-me-where-the-restrooms-are? (Any author who has ever toughed out a mall book signing can relate to that one)

Three places I have worked:
 1. Los Angeles Unified School District
 2. Caretaker for tiny elderly crazy lady
 3. Robinsons-May

Four things I love to watch:
 1. True crime documentaries
 2. Film Noir
 3. Anything with Audrey Hepburn
 4. The X-Files (only the monster of the week episodes though -- conspiracy theories are boring)

Three things I am looking forward to:
 1. Retirement (HA HA there is NO SUCH THING FOR A WRITER)
 2. Getting a puppy
 3. WAVECON

Okay. Your turn! Amaze and astound us.