Caution: May Contain Nuts - Coming Soon
What’s a girl to do when her business hits the skids, and she’s back at home living in her parent’s attic?
There’s only one thing Francine Henderson can do. Try and get herself laid by the mysterious, glorious Mr. Americano before the closed sign on her cafe goes up forever.
In a world where she’s concealing a secret that would send her Dad demented, suffering under the calorie-controlled care of her step-mother and being forced to participate in the forthcoming nuptials of her annoyingly successful sister, it’s the only thought keeping her sane.
There’s just one tiny problem with her wild romantic fantasies – she doesn’t even know his name.
Francine’s not the only one hiding things, and it’s all about to get a bit messy because Mr. Hotter-than-his-coffee has just accidentally stumbled across the truth of what happens in that attic….
Caution May Contain Nuts is a quirky erotic romance novel for over 18’s packed with humour, sex, way too much swearing, almost-aristocrats, girls with a penchant for the nineteen fifties and, of course, nuts!
Do you think you can handle it?
Caution: May Contain Nuts
You have been warned!
There’s only one thing Francine Henderson can do. Try and get herself laid by the mysterious, glorious Mr. Americano before the closed sign on her cafe goes up forever.
In a world where she’s concealing a secret that would send her Dad demented, suffering under the calorie-controlled care of her step-mother and being forced to participate in the forthcoming nuptials of her annoyingly successful sister, it’s the only thought keeping her sane.
There’s just one tiny problem with her wild romantic fantasies – she doesn’t even know his name.
Francine’s not the only one hiding things, and it’s all about to get a bit messy because Mr. Hotter-than-his-coffee has just accidentally stumbled across the truth of what happens in that attic….
Caution May Contain Nuts is a quirky erotic romance novel for over 18’s packed with humour, sex, way too much swearing, almost-aristocrats, girls with a penchant for the nineteen fifties and, of course, nuts!
Do you think you can handle it?
Caution: May Contain Nuts
You have been warned!
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