"A Morning Routine" by Weike Wang @ SmokeLong Weekly

A couple of months ago, I was reading submissions for SmokeLong Weekly and I came upon a truly cinematic short story about a dude straight up murdering a bunch of thugs in a sauna. And you better believe wry things were said before our hero shot the last guy, the boss–oh yes, oh baby.

Then I chose a thoughtful quiet story about a young couple going to coffee: "A Morning Routine" by Weike Wang. Read it and then go watch Scarface and you'll have all your pleasure bases covered for the morning.