I Have Voted. I Have Also Drunk This.

On the way back from the polling station, having put my X towards a hopeful instantiation of AV, I stopped off at the lovely Polish shop and bought a can of this:

This prompted the following discussion between myself and Ariana, after I sent her the above photo:

ARIANA:  That is HILARIOUS.  I'll bet it tastes like bear piss.

ME:  It tastes… different. Weird kind of soft caramel/fruit finish to it.  Bear piss might be delicious.  Oh god

ARIANA:  What?

ME:  BUT WHAT IF BEAR PISS IS DELICIOUS AND NOBODY KNEW

ARIANA:  I am 100% sure someone knew.  You really think there's no horrible human out there that's tried bear piss?  I guarantee it's been done.

ME:  THAT SECRET-KEEPING BASTARD

Clearly, I must never drink this again.