The Real Origin of Werewolves

Now, understand that none of this can be proven. I'm pretty sure I'm right, though.

Way back in the mists of time, far earlier than any historical mention of werewolves, there lived a man and a woman. The man was not the woman's mate–no, her mate knew when to keep his head down. This man was not so bright. Perhaps he didn't have a woman of his own to teach him.

Anyway, on this far distant day, the man annoyed the woman. Her mate tried to hint to the man that he should back off, but he was too d...