Twitter Recap 05.16.16 by Cardeno C.

Happy Monday! It's been a while since I last did a Twitter recap so here goes.

Ripe, juicy peach. Who else wants a bite? https://t.co/eFsPkPoHtQ May 14, 2016 Well, it's not in my bed this time so...progress? https://t.co/nFgwkOYUJc May 14, 2016 Bananas were going bad so ... banana bread! I need to drop these off with friends before I lose my restraint! https://t.co/m2HyLsFAg1 May 12, 2016 New Audible feature: send any book in your audio library to friends for FREE & the book remains in your library too. https://t.co/hF10Fh3FHp May 12, 2016 I don't normally talk politics or post long articles but there's too much insight here for a quote: https://t.co/lOprLs9WuQ. /1 May 10, 2016 I was going to have a little snack. Ate this entire container in 3 minutes. I refuse to look at the calories. https://t.co/uJTcQJiDRl May 10, 2016 Cuteness alert - level 10. https://t.co/0Hz5Tan9lo May 09, 2016 One stem, all the blooms! https://t.co/gmC7H1x7EJ May 07, 2016 On Yom HaShoah (Holocaust Remembrance Day), I recommit to speaking up & standing up for people who are persecuted. https://t.co/cE6xIbTwp8 May 05, 2016 Was invited to dinner at friend's. Immediately volunteered to make dessert. Put a fresh layer of frosting on the day old cake & am a hero. May 03, 2016 https://t.co/YAgbYuhh4j May 02, 2016 Dinner party last night. Worried I hadn't made enough food. Everyone was stuffed. Just realized I forgot to serve the cake & fruit salad. May 02, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today I have an Ask CC where I answer reader questions plus a couple of bonus answers. https://t.co/9W7JT2Z4Kr May 02, 2016 Travel advice please. I'll be in Vancouver for a couple of days this summer. Best places to stay? Stuff I shouldn't missing doing/eating? May 02, 2016 Huh. Guess they were wrong about not being able to take it with you. https://t.co/6MQrnbWxep Apr 30, 2016 *snort* https://t.co/8F7ni1ynGf Apr 29, 2016 Me: The dogs have turned a corner. They're no longer peeing on the bed. Friend, tilting head toward bed: Your dog just peed on the bed. Apr 27, 2016 I'm so tired, I can't muster the energy to move from couch, plug in laptop, and walk to bed. Come on, body, let's go. Apr 26, 2016 2/2 Sis: You're her only patient at this hour not on heroin. Can you feel the sibling love? Apr 20, 2016 1/2 I'm fine but am In hospital getting fluids. Texts w my sister the doctor: Me: Nice new nurse. We're best friends. Apr 20, 2016 She is pulling the toys out of the baskets one by one. https://t.co/52FyBQzyhk Apr 19, 2016 Bladder: I'm full. Dogs: We're cute & cuddly when we sleep on you. Me: Hold on, bladder. Hold on. Apr 18, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today's post is a code for a discount on Walk With Me & a link to an interview. https://t.co/RhkYFcBHDt Apr 18, 2016 Thank you! https://t.co/EiAJRl3kHK Apr 17, 2016 This cracks me up. The dress that caused a civil war. Hee hee. https://t.co/7XF2BoHdMc Apr 17, 2016 Continuing the unique bathroom theme. https://t.co/uV1OsDuFCi Apr 15, 2016 Walk With Me is on sale at Kobo right now with this code: 30APR. https://t.co/4nuu7IzWu2 https://t.co/jkEdJJiz2x Apr 13, 2016 Unique location choice for art. https://t.co/1ptHm002Iw Apr 12, 2016 Thank you, @vivcard11! https://t.co/twkREspBi3 Apr 12, 2016 It's Monday blog day. My post today is about my wonderful Facebook group. Guess who came up w/ that blogging idea? https://t.co/zAGNigEmfO Apr 11, 2016 How my girls eat: They both finish one bowl together before starting on the next bowl together. https://t.co/FE3C8gY0dc Apr 09, 2016 Blue Mountain is only $1.99 today at ARe. https://t.co/zCjCjDHEZg Apr 09, 2016 "You're good there. No worries. I can still breathe." https://t.co/HJ2qxnZo1R Apr 07, 2016 Thank you!: "I really appreciated how connected these men were, in all ways" https://t.co/TOsANPW7oc Apr 06, 2016 I was panicking over my missing knife so I went to my comfort zone: organizing. Dog drawer is in good shape. Next? https://t.co/coEDbG6nO3 Apr 05, 2016 My favorite knife is missing. This is not a drill. #PanicTime Apr 05, 2016 It's Monday blog day - clips from my new audio books. I made the clips AND figured out how to blog them! #proud https://t.co/FDNx7UaPJw Apr 04, 2016 The wonderful thing about Alexander is that he's as nice as he is talented. I'm lucky to work w/ such great people. https://t.co/xzZJElm5Pi Apr 02, 2016 Am I the only one who fantasizes about keying cars of parking space thiefs? Apr 01, 2016 "I was informed that Ezekiel is very “GUSH” worthy. And all I can say is that statement was so very very TRUE." https://t.co/r6UHREQoEC Apr 01, 2016 I love reminders of progress, especially with all the bad news we've heard in recent days. https://t.co/Icr4bhum9x Mar 31, 2016 Thank you! https://t.co/6YkLpoLKzd Mar 31, 2016 If someone texts that kitten video & says it makes them happy but phone corrects happy to horny, is redemption possible? #askingforafriend Mar 31, 2016 This is the type of thing that makes life worth living. https://t.co/RNqsi9z7ex Mar 31, 2016 There are 50 million toys scattered all over my house. My doggy prefers to pick decorative rocks out of my plants. Mar 30, 2016 Why do they make vomit flavored candy. WHY DO THEY MAKE VOMIT FLAVORED CANDY?! https://t.co/ZFIMuuwkPG Mar 30, 2016 True. But even posting this gives me guilt. https://t.co/bXos8Wqd3K Mar 29, 2016 I love how much they love each other. https://t.co/D1O5gOAbNa Mar 28, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today's post is pictures from my Washington D.C. trip. https://t.co/al3OExlOOf Mar 28, 2016 I was gone for 3.5 hours. Why can't I find the dog pee/poo? I know it's somewhere in my house & not seeing it has me very nervous. Mar 27, 2016 Pistachio. Milk. Tea. Three things I like and this place combines them. Mmmm. Mar 27, 2016 Went to Costco. My body is exhausted & my bank acct is crying. Is there an addiction recovery program for this place? Mar 25, 2016 Two of my books in German at a book fair. Can you spot them? (Hint: Lions of Berk and The One Who Saves Me) https://t.co/NHtmh9X9N5 Mar 24, 2016 So glad you enjoyed it! ❤️ https://t.co/HrW2hr15Kv Mar 24, 2016 Lesson from my adorable doggy: I have a strong dry heave/gag reflex. How can something so big & gross come out of someone so tiny & cute? Mar 23, 2016 Seriously, Ezekiel is ridiculously talented. https://t.co/yl5jLsHkDc Mar 23, 2016 Nap time. https://t.co/ItMxCArotu Mar 22, 2016 When is the expiration date on the law that requires the Justin Bieber mom song to play on at least one station on my radio every minute? Mar 21, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today's post - all of my Family bks are now in audio narrated by the amazing Ezekiel Robison! https://t.co/Z8qxMrrtBi Mar 21, 2016 I am an Uber ride away from seeing my girls after a week away. So excited for doggy cuddles! Mar 20, 2016 Art day! Hirshhorn Museum, National Gallery of Art, Smithsonian American Art Museum. SUCH A great day! #CCDC https://t.co/H63GALmj5U Mar 19, 2016 Today: Museum of Natural History and dinner at Busboys & Poets. #CCDC https://t.co/VvbijHQT61 Mar 18, 2016 Today was Air and Space and yummy food. #CCDC https://t.co/xILb0ePPPH Mar 17, 2016 Night pictures of monuments. #CCDC https://t.co/6WQtikGSUk Mar 16, 2016 Not sure it's a fortune, but I really like it. I also loved the lunch that came with it. Now more touristing! #CCDC https://t.co/syKmEG07qn Mar 15, 2016 Fun day being a tourist. The Capitol, the Supreme Court, Union Station, the Kennedy Center. #CCDC https://t.co/yxG3tGQBo3 Mar 15, 2016 My level of tired: it took me 3 tries & nearly as many minutes to figure out how to get water. Fun day though. #CCDC https://t.co/Qz0UJNJMUn Mar 14, 2016 Dinner. Dessert was the best part - beniets. #CCDC https://t.co/kN5A8jPi2d Mar 14, 2016 Really interesting museum. #Newseum #CCDC https://t.co/y1nkP15doI Mar 13, 2016 Naan from start to my plate. So good! #CCDC https://t.co/tPwLHveVTW Mar 13, 2016 This restaurant was a feast for the eyes and taste buds! #CCDC (3) https://t.co/MccqekcGw3 Mar 13, 2016 This restaurant was a feast for the eyes and taste buds! #CCDC (2) https://t.co/w1ps9oIMIb Mar 13, 2016 This restaurant was a feast for the eyes and taste buds! #CCDC (1) https://t.co/BBl9mRolXm Mar 13, 2016 Lovely overcast weather for my first day in D.C. First food, then tourist time! #CCDC https://t.co/5AqMnD1LpC Mar 13, 2016 Daylight Saving is making finding a late night place to eat so hard! Does a 2 a.m. closing mean 1 a.m. today? Or is it yesterday? #CCDC Mar 13, 2016 Finally landed. Flight delayed when flight attendant tossed passenger for not turning off phone fast & then himself stormed off job. #CCDC Mar 13, 2016 Packing for Washington DC! Super excited to put on my tourist hat. I arrive late tonight. Anyone have veg friendly restaurant ideas? #CCDC Mar 12, 2016 Saved dishes by eating muesli from the measuring cup I used to measure it out and warm it. #expertlevellazy https://t.co/FROk2jqOR8 Mar 10, 2016 What a moving commercial. Goosbumps. https://t.co/q5QHIj7J8A via @YouTube Mar 10, 2016 It's Monday blog day and this week I have my cutest post ever - doggy pictures! https://t.co/idbI2ZN0Zp Mar 08, 2016 My window brings in v. low light (S facing, patio outside, corner). I've googled low light plants, tried them, & they die. Any suggestions? Mar 06, 2016 I'm so glad I got the 2nd dog. Not only are the two girls adorable when they play together, but I get twice the snuggles. #AllWin Mar 05, 2016 I couldn't get a great angle but my friend got the girls some new dresses. Don't they look pretty? https://t.co/oXyPWS73tO Mar 05, 2016 I used all my ice for my almost-has-a-fly-in-it tea so there's none left for iced coffee. Choices are leave house or no coffee.#realstruggle Mar 04, 2016 I double stack my cups to create a little insulation. Just noticed a live fly in the space in between. #amfreaking https://t.co/tWCilfc3fF Mar 04, 2016 I need to get a baby gift for a colleague's almost here grandchild. Suggestions? Mar 04, 2016 Useful with a hint of funny. Not the election, just this website on how to find your polling place. https://t.co/srZOaNLsV7 Mar 03, 2016 This cat has 30 toes. 30. This freaks me out to no end for no good reason. https://t.co/4B75sskjCs Mar 03, 2016 Afternoon siesta. https://t.co/E20s0JU5gc Mar 01, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today's post is a recipe perfect for breakfast - steel cut oatmeal with a tea twist. https://t.co/DPulYb7iFJ Feb 29, 2016 Just took my sweetheart on her first walk. By which I mean I dragged her a little and then carried her. Baby steps, right? #puppylove Feb 29, 2016 I'm the queen of the yard! https://t.co/Yv27hn62Z1 Feb 27, 2016 Sleeping sweetheart. https://t.co/bIqmjYtw2E Feb 27, 2016 And now there are two. https://t.co/cXep8mTK2I Feb 26, 2016 New audiobook: two motivated and strong-willed men try to win Charlie back https://t.co/1qyUeyIR9U Feb 25, 2016 Here's a little listen to my new audiobook with a friends to lovers romance https://t.co/Jz3OfV8UIo Feb 24, 2016 I'm not sure I can resist this tiny sweetheart with an angel face. Feb 23, 2016 Q2: Do you know what happens when you're on the rescue list? A2: You get info about the other puppies who need a home. Feb 23, 2016 Q1: Do you know what happens when you adopt an adorable doggy from a rescue? A1: The rescues have you on their list. Feb 23, 2016 Hope you're enjoying it! https://t.co/6AkvIcjm59 Feb 23, 2016 Guess how I realized #Doggy decided to turn the poop bag roll into a chew toy? Hint: I now know that scrubbing around your nails can hurt. Feb 23, 2016 Friend: How's potty training? Me (picking poop up): Good. (Spraying cleaner): Getting there. (Stripping sheets w pee): She's learning. Feb 23, 2016 Who wants to tell Nordstrom about the coffee stain on their shirt? #awkward https://t.co/ktU39j8WQa Feb 22, 2016 Totally in love with my new kettle. #tea https://t.co/hd55cDups1 Feb 22, 2016 Do we really have to get out of bed? #Doggy https://t.co/B31QcOctPS Feb 21, 2016 I just texted a thumbs up emoji. First time I've done anything other than a :) and I feel weird about it. Feb 20, 2016 Introducing the new special lady in my life. #Doggy https://t.co/d7ZKCv5T8s Feb 19, 2016 Lighter ones were on a cookie sheet, darker in the ceramic. #challa https://t.co/DDsZQR60J2 Feb 19, 2016 Getting the braiding done. #challa https://t.co/J5iXIG4V5Y Feb 19, 2016 Strong 2nd rise. Braids are next! #challa https://t.co/CijSw1uFb2 Feb 18, 2016 The first rise went well despite the yeast proofing snafu. Next is the punch down! #challa https://t.co/UmmInhYrCJ Feb 18, 2016 The dough is rising and the music is playing. #challa https://t.co/fTWdzMeBbE Feb 18, 2016 Eggs, oil, sugar, flour, salt, vital gluten, the infamous proofed yeast, and then we knead! #challa https://t.co/QAhfpje4Ce Feb 18, 2016 Yeast didnt look like it was proofing right so I had to call my dad for a diagnosis. #adultingfail #challa https://t.co/ds2hVxvqdJ Feb 18, 2016 Step 1: get the water exactly the right temperature to proof the yeast. #bakingchalla https://t.co/btRg1QDkKW Feb 18, 2016 My neighbor gave me her amazing challah recipe. It's a 7 hr process. I'm diving in now & will post updates. Yum ahead! Feb 18, 2016 New #audiobook release: can Andrew and Caleb be both best friends and lovers? https://t.co/YPSIP4h9k7 https://t.co/fMzlbofLtM Feb 17, 2016 Oh wow. The goosebumps and emotion. Two geniuses that are no longer with us indeed. And those who are still here. https://t.co/hioPV1sTsd Feb 16, 2016 It's Monday blog day. Today's post is a pu pu platter of bookish stuff. https://t.co/3D8KFTVnUu Feb 15, 2016 "I adored this story like crazy."--Thanks so much for the great review! https://t.co/FvmwZs8zam Feb 15, 2016 I spent an hour looking at laptops at the Apple Store & not one employee said a single word to me. Plus side: the computer was awesome. Feb 14, 2016 Planning a D.C. trip next month. Any must do things/must eat places? Feb 13, 2016 Dear, Oregon: Please allow me to introduce myself... https://t.co/pmLwe9UsIq Feb 12, 2016 "sweet romance with lots of hot sex"--thanks for the review! Glad you enjoyed it! https://t.co/zJwlIWmdyp Feb 12, 2016 Thanks for the great review and hosting the giveaway! https://t.co/WAR0CEQ9HE Feb 12, 2016 Mom: Your sister's foster dog is from L.A. She's beautiful but she goes potty in the house. Me: If only she was from Seattle. Mom: I know. Feb 12, 2016 I have to deal with faxes sometimes for day job and I'd LOVE to say this. https://t.co/CAyI5J5f7d Feb 11, 2016 I poured all 4 cups of milk earl grey over ice & drank it. If I'm being reported to the Tea Police, I may as well go all in. Was yummy btw.. Feb 11, 2016 My laptop is dying so it's time for a new machine. Do you have a brand or specific laptop you love? One you think I should avoid? Feb 11, 2016 Wanted a new drink last night - tea in milk not water. I forgot it in the microwave. What are my chances of getting sick if I drink it now? Feb 11, 2016 The Kevin Bacon game has taken over my night. Highest number so far: 3. Feb 11, 2016 Today I blogged not because it's my Monday but because my heart & my history & the child inside me demanded it. https://t.co/lThhGR15fi Feb 10, 2016 The hopeless romantic in me wants him to get his HEA. Who has a friend who meets his sweetly detailed description? https://t.co/HzseEUvtIM Feb 09, 2016 It's Monday blog day and today's post is writing recap. https://t.co/U5N2s8ZQxh Feb 08, 2016 How tragic would this be? I'm glad I grew up in the pre-cell phone age. https://t.co/aSNzeg3cKD Feb 07, 2016 For my friend Ora and her beloved cat. https://t.co/sJSwVxWzn3 Feb 07, 2016 Big pan of brookies. Who wants a bite? https://t.co/HQCdC6WwE5 Feb 05, 2016 "I'll have a Diet Coke." "Is Diet Pepsi okay?" "Yes," thought no one ever. Feb 05, 2016 #Inspirational Also, I now want a burrito. https://t.co/z6DZflhCR6 Feb 02, 2016 This may be the best thing I've ever made. Garlic, arugula, Brussels sprouts white pizza. https://t.co/ssUokmFM4s Feb 02, 2016 For the evening crowd, special deal at @allromance today until midnight CT https://t.co/jqOkZpCXy6 https://t.co/HGjMLqGeGb Feb 01, 2016 Why is this tray in jail? And how did it get in there? https://t.co/Q3BpvKX8DO Jan 31, 2016 The Joker by SMB and Green Day's Good Riddance. https://t.co/G2hFiINlTT Jan 30, 2016 How is this real life? https://t.co/3eB9aUsroR Jan 28, 2016 Imagine how difficult an act that involves more than just laying there would be for this dude. (hee hee) https://t.co/FNHPt8rFKB Jan 28, 2016Have a terrific week.
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