"New" Book, and a little ditty I worked up for the haters…
So yes, I finally made it through the Smashwords queue, and now you can pick up updated ebook copies of Job Interview With a Vampire for $1.99. As with all free archived books, I fixed some typos. BUT, I also added a little extra bit of information to the final chapters, stuff that will help me hook better into future episodes. There's going to be novellas and short stories in the future for Lucas and the Colby sisters, Amber, Claudia and Dimitri. (Yes, really.) But conditions are not yet right for any of these characters to spin off. For now the best perspective to follow is Vicky. (As evidenced by the next episode in Vicky's story after Job Interview With a Vampire, Stark Raving Bonkers.)
Fans of halflings, magi, changelings, or werekin need not worry that I will be neglecting you. There is PLENTY in the editing queue for y'all too. I just have to sort out which stories I want to put out first.
And now, for the haters…
Some people have said to me, "Zoe, what have you contributed to art, REALLY?"
Well…
I've written some novels and po-ems.
I drew sketches and painted, and then
I even wrote a few haiku, BUT
I'm not very good at them!
I'm a starving artist,
and I was since before I was born!
And the one thing they say about artists,
is that we're bitchin' as soon as we're warm!
We may be filthy rich bastards,
or we don't have a cent to our name,
but the one thing we all have in common
is we love to play the arteest blame game.
Because every snowflake's speshul
Every snowflake's good.
Every flake is needed, in your neighborhood.
Every flake is useful, every flake is fine.
My opinion's needed!
Mine, just mine, all mine!
Every flake is flakey!
Every flake is fake!
We're hacking as a hobby
every time we're baked!
Every flake is useful, every flake is great.
You haven't read my books yet?
I am quite irate!
Every flake is funny, every flake is cool.
If you need a shitbomb
us snowflakes are full!
(With apologies to Monty Python)
