Writer issues 101: So I thought about maybe giving Mrs Turner (of “the married ones”) a first name....

Writer issues 101: 

So I thought about maybe giving Mrs Turner (of “the married ones”) a first name. What does my idiot brain helpfully suggest first? A nice name for an old lady, suitable for her generation, fits well with her last name and all that. 

Tina. 

Tina Turner. 

Go home, brain. You’re fired. Lol.