twitter recap 2011-05-02

let's hope my bombers don't bomb today #getit #yankees http://t.co/KI4gpHU #
seriously, yankees. this is my 1st time in this new stadium. don't blow it. #noreally #
the winningest napkins in professional sports http://t.co/SyyMVBl #
2 outs, my 2nd favorite number of outs for a canadian team to have #yankees #
no more yankee my wankie #16candles #
recommended: the dutch. not recommended: the duck at the dutch. everything else was great. #
whoa, holy shit #
also it is fitting to the state of our world that osama bin laden is trending lower than "khloe and lamar" #
"How many times will Fox News have "Obama Bin Laden Dead" in the ticker tomorrow?"-@timleong #
christ, i am genuinely dizzy. i don't know what to do with myself. #
"Well, clearly it takes a Muslim to catch a Muslim."-@barefootjim #
"Your move, Trump."-@letsgetshort #
to everyone making me laugh right now, in all sincerity: it is much appreciated. #
also, this 1 time they should let the president approach the podium to the tune of method man's BRING THE PAIN http://t.co/yC7lsGS #
10 years ago i remember walking uptown away from the smoke, avoiding times square for fear it was about to get hit. #

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