"Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate..."

"Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like 'Did we fake the moon landing?', 'What really happened in Roswell?', and 'Where are Biggie and Tupac?'"

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PRESIDENT OBAMA, roasting the Hell out of Donald Trump, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

(via the Daily Mail)