An Adventure Spree Just For Thee!

Why are you sitting there? You shouldn't be reading my lair. You should be out there jumping from upon high. But don't blame me if you die. What was that? Follow the cat.

You can't sit.
Not one bit.
Who cares about clothes.
Smell like where the cat goes.

Nothing matters.
Not food on platters.
Nope, not one thing.
Not even a fling.

You have to jump.
You have to hump.
You have to fly.
You have to try.

You can't sit.
I said that bit.
I'm such a twit.
Follow my fit?

Be adventurous at your sea.
Every day have such a spree.
Pffft no need for money.
Screw watching things that are funny.

Run with the cows.
Raise some eyebrows.
Fight with a snake.
Beat it with a rake.

Not just one day.
Every day it should be at play.
Adventure has to come.
Don't sit and be numb.

Jump from a bridge.
Climb a huge ridge.
Rob a bank.
Drive a tank.

Speed down the road,
In 225 mph mode.
Sail around the Earth.
Prove your worth.

Walk in the desert sands.
Be a mime and do hand stands.
Let the adventure flow,
Every single day at your show.

Pfffft adventure nuts can keep that. No need for me to smell like scat. Do you need adventure so big every single day? Know any like that at your bay? I know one or two and frankly, they have the brains of what I leave in the loo. I'll stay home with the singing bass. No need to be a daily adventurous little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.