Not that it isn't pretty in a generic kind of way.

Kate Middleton to designer: So I've got this enormous budget...

Designer: Yes?

KM: and this unbelievable media extravaganza...

Designer: Yes?

KM: and the weight of this entire, huge, kind of weird, but definitely very ponderous, historical institution behind me...

Designer: Yes?

KM: and probably millions of people are going to watch my wedding*...

Designer: Yes?

KM: And as you can imagine, I've got some very specific requirements that I want you to meet...

Designer: Yes?

KM: Can you...

Designer: Yes?

KM: Make it boring?


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*Or, perhaps, get reminded about it at 4am by their British friends, and then trawl Google image search for fashion photos.