Desperate jobseekers! Don't jump! I can help your miserable life!

For those out of work, recently graduated from a college with a worthless degree or any unemployed person - this could be the idea you need. Think about substitute teaching.

My book is a hard hitting exploration of just the quick buck job you are seeking. Why be forced out on the street and end up dancing for overweight, beer breathing men or women at 78 cents a pop?

Yes I am selling the book! You think I like dancing for drunk pedophiles? Thanks and Happy Hunting!

How to Sub-Plement Your Income: A Guide to Becoming a Good Substitute Teacher