Realization: I am Getting Older

You'd think that this is a conclusion I would have come to a bit sooner in life. I mean, does it really take 30 years to figure out that you're getting older? Well, I suppose this particular realization was more along the lines of "I will not always be young." How did it happen? I renewed my World of Warcraft account. It had been over two years, and I was eager to dive right in, but then something happened.

I couldn't get the newfangled controls to work.

That's right--I said newfangled. That's a l